July 2009
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Man Charged Over $23 Quadrillion For Cigarettes →
Plus a $15 overdraft fee.
Jul 15th
May 2009
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April 2009
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Apr 22nd
"Ban Comic Sans" Movement Gathering Steam →
Amusing article from the Wall Street Journal about the (apparently) global Ban Comic Sans movement. This is the most passionate I’ve seen anyone get about computer fonts since I played Helvetica vs Arial.
Apr 20th
March 2009
8 posts
I can't believe I just had this conversation...
Andy & Pat: Do you have any Ben Folds songs on your computer?
Me: Sorry, I only have "Bitches Ain't Shit"
Mar 31st
WatchWatch
We’ll miss you, Lucky.
Mar 29th
Thai Spider-Man Rescues Autistic Boy →
Handled brilliantly, in my opinion, but unlikely to ever happen this way in America.
Mar 24th
Absurdly Massive Tetris Game →
Some programmers are sadistic. It took me 7:19 just to lose the game as fast as I could.
Mar 20th
"New" Proposal: End Legal Marriage →
I have a hard time calling this a “new” idea, since I’ve been saying it for years, but now a couple of law professors are pitching the idea, giving it a little more credibility.
Mar 17th
WatchWatch
This impressive display of flushing power reminded me a lot of Blendtec’s marketing strategy.
Mar 14th
Mar 3rd
'Total Recall' remake in the works →
gregbrown: For some reason, remaking Paul Verhoeven’s films seems to be hot stuff lately with Aronofsky’s upcoming remake/reboot/rewhatever of Robocop. No Starship Troopers remake yet, thankfully. Surprisingly, it took 6 comments before someone mentioned the chick with three boobs.
Mar 2nd
February 2009
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Feb 20th
Change of Address
Back in October, the university’s Housing department asked a few graduating staff members, including myself, to test their new online contract application system. I was happy to help, though I don’t think they anticipated someone with a software development background showing up. Long story short, I found out today that Housing’s official records show that I am an...
Feb 18th
Actual Conversation About the "Twilight" Movie
Mike U: I would only see that movie if I had a 100% guarantee I was getting laid.
John D: Well, what if she was a "-5" on a scale from 1 to 10?
Mike U: No, she'd have to be at least a "3"
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Personal Guilty Pleasure: Making Fun of People...
"The professor covered so much material in lecture today that my head literally exploded from all the information."
"No, I'm pretty sure that's inaccurate."
Feb 10th
Man Robs 7-Eleven With Klingon Sword →
Where’s the honor in that?
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January 2009
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